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08 July 2012 @ 01:38 am
Asdfghjkl; - Prologue, 1st and 2nd Chapter  
Title:​ Asdfghjkl;
Genre: crack, romance, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul, EunHae
Characters: Han Geng, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, Eunhyuk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Heechul is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. Donghae is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy-ass roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way. Siwon is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest penis. Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this shit. And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.


Prologue:

“I don’t think he’s good enough for you. Believe me, from a graphic designer’s eye, you’re one color and he’s another, and you’re both good in your own ways, but—“

01. Tweet~
I need to get a friend I could talk about penises more, so I don’t mention them so many times in my advice column. A girlfriend will do. But I guess a girlfriend whose boyfriend rambles about penises all the time would be a little concerned about that. Maybe I should be concerned?

02. "Yes, I am that kind of guy."
Did you know that “Quirkyalone” is a neologism referring to someone who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a couple? At least I'm not forever alone anymore, but quirkyalone.